bookpower Biggus D*ckus (Miraculous Ladybug)
Biggus D*ckus (Miraculous Ladybug)
Biggus D*ckus (Miraculous Ladybug)
A/N: Biggus Dickus was a commissioned one-shot originally written back in September of 2020. Posting it up here and now for people to enjoy!
Summary: In which Ladybug and Chat Noir come up against an Akuma that they just can't take down through normal methods. With Chat out for the count, it falls upon Ladybug to do what must be done against this new type of Akuma.
Themes: Rough Sex, Big Dick, Fucked Silly
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The sound of a meaty smack followed by a sickening crunch hits her ears and Marinette cringes as Chat Noir goes down and doesn't get back up. This was... so not good.
"Haha! Another victory for Biggus Dickus!"
Her name was Marinette Dupain-Cheng... but right now she was the superheroine Ladybug, wielder of the Ladybug Miraculous and all around do-gooder! Unfortunately, she was also feeling a little out of her depth, at this point. Her and Chat Noir had met up by chance like they always did when a fresh Akumatization cropped up.
She'd thought it would be just like normal, but this one... this one was different. For one, neither she nor Chat could locate the damn Akumatized object! Her partner in crime-fighting had seemed to think it was their foe's helmet... but no matter how hard they hit THAT, there seemed to be no effect. The costume was as indestructible and ironclad as the villain himself.
And that was the other thing. Ladybug can only blush as she stares at this newest adversary, who, rather than pressing his advantage after knocking Chat Noir unconscious, is currently reveling in his victory like... like some Roman Gladiator in the Colosseum. Which is exactly what he's dressed like. He's got the classic roman helmet upon his head, and nothing but a warrior's harness of leather straps across his chest.
Likewise, he has the classic gladiator codpiece down below, and a pair of heavy boots. And that's it. That's this villain's entire costume. This 'Biggus Dickus' is standing there wearing practically nothing at all... and looking DAMN fine doing it too. That's Ladybug's biggest problem at this point, to be honest. It's been her biggest problem throughout the entire fight.
How is she supposed to concentrate when his pectorals are incessantly glistening in her face like that? How is she supposed to keep her eyes on the prize, when his body itself is quite the prize? Ladybug does her best to keep things professional, really, she does! But how the hell is she supposed to refrain from staring at the incredibly impressive bulge that the villain is sporting? The leather codpiece holding in his cock has looked like it was straining the entire time. His package... his package MUST be ginormous!
"... One more to go."
Oh, shit. Ladybug's eyes widen as Biggus Dickus turns his gaze onto her. With a grunt, he lowers himself... and then LEAPS into the air! Even with her enhanced dexterity and speed, she barely manages to get out of the way in time. Which really, it's not fair that he gets to be big AND fast. Yelping, Ladybug twirls this way and that, dodging time and time again.
However, now that Chat is down for the count, and not looking like he's going to get up any time soon... Ladybug can tell she's running out of time. She needs to find the Akuma Object and break it quickly, or she's going to be screwed. Wait... waaaait a minute...
Even as Biggus Dickus is cornering her, even as Ladybug finds herself pressed up against a nearby wall, her eyes go down from his helmet, which Chat had thought was the object they needed to break... and land upon his massive bulge. S-Surely it couldn't be that, right? S-Surely it wasn't that obvious? Except, from prior experience, Ladybug knew it could indeed be that obvious.
It helped that her epiphany gave her an excuse to give into her desires. Even as Biggus Dickus is advancing on her, Ladybug throws out a hand, palm up.
"W-Wait! We... w-we don't have to fight!"CHeCk for new stories on no/v/el/bin(.)c0m
Oh god, she couldn't believe she was actually doing this... but it's working. Biggus Dickus slows to a stop, his brow furrowing a little. He's actually willing to listen, proving he's not quite the mindless gladiator he might first appear. Breathing shallowly, her heart rate quickening, Ladybug slowly reaches down with her other hand and uses two fingers to make a show of framing her pussy, even though her costume is still technically in the way.
"You c-could... you could fuck me, instead."
The more she thought about it, the more obvious it was that this was the villain's desire. His whole motif was built around conquest and... well, being a dick. A literal big dick. Ladybug would have let out a nervous giggle, if it wasn't wholly inappropriate to the situation. From beneath his Roman Centurion Helmet, the Akumatized Villain narrows his eyes at her suspiciously.
"... This is a trap."
Ladybug rapidly shakes her head back and forth at that. This might be her only chance to turn this around, she HAD to convince him.
"N-No! In fact-!"
Taking a few steps back, he nevertheless continues to fuck her standing up like that... and even if it's not what she thought her first time would look like, Ladybug can't deny loving every last bit of it. Moaning wantonly, exchanging spit as their tongues intertwine and they kiss again and again, the superheroine tries to keep her cool... but it's just too damn impossible.
Enzo's cock is literally slamming up against the entrance to her womb itself. He's gonna be inside of her soon enough. And while the more he fucks her, the more he seems to come back to himself, Ladybug thinks she's figured it out by this point. Enzo's Akumatized Object is... somehow, his dick. His big, fat, throbbing cock, buried in her twat, filling her again and again in such a satisfying manner.
If she can make him cum, then the Akuma will be expelled from his 'object' right? That's all she has to do!
... Yeah, it's still a fucking tall order, and even with her enhanced stamina and endurance, Ladybug is starting to lose the plot. Her eyes are going crossed, her tongue is getting less certain and more wild in it's wrestling with Enzo's, and she's... she's just losing control. She's cum more times than she can count, by this point. Her first orgasm may have been when he first thrust in, she honestly can't say for sure. It feels like so long ago, like an eternity ago.
Part of her worries that Chat will wake up before she's done and get the wrong impression about what's going on here. If he attacks Enzo from behind, their chances of resolving this peacefully will go up in smoke. In the interest of trying to get this done faster, even through the haze of pleasure threatening to overwhelm her and make her lose all sense of self, Ladybug reaches down to her own chest for a moment and rips her costume AGAIN.
No panties, no bra. As such, while her breasts are not overly substantial, there's still a small handful apiece that come popping out as she tears the chest of her Ladybug costume away. Her breasts, small and perfect and each capped with a diamond-tipped little pink nub at this point, draw Enzo's gaze downwards.
A moment later, and he's lifting her up, almost all the way off of his cock. He drops her back down again, but the new position allows him to more readily access her tits. Wrapping her arms back around his head, Ladybug moans over the top of his gladiator helmet, even as he feasts upon her tits with his mouth, tongue, and teeth, greatly enjoying suckling, licking, and nibbling at them to his heart's content.
As expected, this proves to do the trick. Even as Ladybug's own pleasure rises and continues to threaten to overwhelm her, Enzo's fucking of her body is getting more sporadic and uncontrolled. He's getting closer, she's SURE of it... and sure enough, just three thrusts later, he's groaning into her oh-so-sensitive chest and holding her tightly to him as he unloads inside of her cunt.
She was expecting him to have to ejaculate in order to save the day, as unorthodox as this all was. What Ladybug was NOT expecting was the size and volume of Enzo's load. His cum shot fully fills her womb... and then keeps going... and going... and going. Her belly is literally distended, and her stomach inflated before she's shot off of his dick like a fucking bottle rocket, too much seed inside of her to keep that much cock meat inside of her as well.
Flopping onto her back with an 'oof!', Ladybug doesn't even get a chance to react before the rest of Enzo's cum splatters down atop her, making a mess of her thoroughly fucked form and covering both the exposed skin and her torn costume alike in the white streaks of his ejaculation. For a brief moment, she just lays there, both stewing and reveling in the sensation, while at the same time wondering if she actually did it, if it actually worked.
Then, there's a bright flash as her Miraculous Cure activates, and when her vision clears, she's no longer covered OR stuffed in Enzo's cum. More than that, her costume is as pristine as it was before they'd fucked, fixed up and repaired on the spot. For a moment, Ladybug is afraid that Enzo might get annoyed at her power for cleaning her up... but when she looks to him, she can already see that her theory, as strange as it was, was correct.
Before her eyes, the Akumatized villain 'Biggus Dickus' has disappeared, leaving behind a normal young French man. He's not quite so muscular anymore... though he's also not half-bad to look at like this either. His cock, however, doesn't change even a single bit... and looks all the more outlandish on his normal body, even as he blushes and covers himself up to the best of his ability.
Letting out a somewhat girlish giggle, Ladybug springs to her feet and saunters over to Enzo. His blush only intensifies at her approach, but she has no intention of ridiculing or humiliating him. Instead, she leans forward and gives him a quick peck on the cheek, as well as a wink and a grin.
"You know... I wouldn't be opposed to doing this again sometime. Just... without the whole villain thing, alright?"
Enzo's eyes widen at that, and behind his completely ineffectual hands, his cock twitches in excitement.
"... Y-Yeah? Yeah! I-I'd like that!"
Grinning, Ladybug steps back, blows him one more kiss, gives him one more wink... and then swings away, departing out the Ladybug-shaped hole in the wall that they'd created early on in their fucking. Chat Noir would be fine... and honestly, she really wasn't in the mood to stick around and answer any questions that the cat-themed hero might have for how everything just went down.
Hopefully Enzo would feel the same way and exit the area post-haste, leaving her ally completely in the dark for the time being.
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