Chapter 530: Protagonist Tomoya is confident but...
Chapter 530: Protagonist Tomoya is confident but...
Chapter 530: Protagonist Tomoya is confident but...
"Eiji-kun?"
Sayuri called out the boy's name. She felt that something was wrong with the relationship between these three.
She thought Eiji was nervous and afraid to tell her.
However, Sayuri was naive. She didn't know Eiji was doing it on purpose.
It was part of his routine to pretend before saying, "Sayuri-san, I won't lie. It's true that Eriri is my girlfriend..."
"But the same goes for Lilith. Both of them are my women."
"What?" Sayuri's smile froze.
Eiji, what are you saying?!
Eriri shouted frantically in her heart. If Utaha was here, she would probably laugh because Eriri was in her position.
This was the same situation where Eiji did something to her parents.
Eriri thought Eiji would at least explain slowly for her mother to understand. But, she did not expect the boy to tell her mother so bluntly.
"And it's not just the two of them. There are many other women in the same relationship with me."
"Sayuri-san, I have—"
Before Eiji finished his words.
Sayuri interrupted him by saying, "You have a harem?!!"
It's over, it's over.
Mom must be angry and want me to break up with Eiji!
Eriri prepared to cry and plead with her mother.
But she failed to notice the excitement in the woman's voice.
Eiji nodded. "Yes I refuse to let any of the women who like me be sad because I only choose one of them."
"Like a Japanese beta protagonist?"
"Hm? Sayuri-san knows this kind of thing?" Eiji asked as if not knowing Sayuri was an otaku.
And speaking of Japanese beta protagonists. What otaku doesn't know that type of protagonist is the most annoying protagonist?
For example a protagonist has many girls who like him but due to low self-esteem issues and their insufficient abilities. He only chooses one girl and that's usually the girl who stands out the least among the girls who like him.
If only that was fine because not all protagonists lived in a society that allowed polygamy and had the power to bend the rules for themselves.
They were not like Eiji.
But not a few of them had the power to do all that. Even so, they were herbivorous protagonists who instead of choosing one or all, they chose none and continued to be single as if it was the best thing they could do.
Those are the protagonists who only know how to spread their charms to make girls fall in love but they are reluctant to take responsibility for various reasons.
That's so disgusting.
[Host, calm down. Your old illness is coming back.]
'Ehem! Sorry, I got a little carried away.'
When thinking of some of the protagonists in the novels he read in his previous life, Eiji often couldn't help but complain.
This was actually one of the reasons why he liked to slap protagonists like Tomoya so much that he hadn't killed him until now.
Sayuri smiled and said, "I'm Eriri's mother. This girl became the otaku and doujinshi artist she is now because I showed her some of my collections when she was little."
"M-Mom! Can you please not discuss this?!" Eriri whose face was as thin as a tissue was embarrassed.
Still, she felt this development was wrong. Shouldn't her mother be angry that she was dating a bastard who had a harem?
She even saw her daughter lose her virginity in that boy's hands.
But, why do I feel like my mom looks happy?!
Wrong, something is wrong here!
"So that's it..." Eiji said as if there was nothing wrong with this situation and continued his words. "Since Sayuri-san understands. I'll say it straight to the point. In order to make all my women happy. I will marry all of them including Eriri in the future."
"Of course, I've already gotten their consent including Eriri's in this matter. I hope you don't mind either, Sayuri-san."
After Eiji said all that.
The living room became silent. There was only the ticking of the wall clock and the faint chirping of birds from the forest beside the house.
{How the hell do I get down from this tree? It's Eiji's fault! Just wait, I won't let you be happy for so long for having fun with Eriri and that sexy woman!}
[Why is this suddenly my fault? It was obviously you who wanted to climb the tree just to take a peek, Tomoya.]
There were also Tomoya and Eiji's inner voices that only the heroines could hear.
Many of couldn't help but laugh.
Tomoya knows how to climb a tree but he doesn't know how to get down.
Perhaps out of jealousy, he blames Eiji for all his troubles.
Protagonists like this are disgusting but it's entertaining to see them suffer. Not a few of the heroines enjoy hearing the protagonist whine and yell like an incompetent.
"...." Eriri naturally heard the voice of her childhood friend but in this situation she ignored it. She lowered her head because she did not dare to see what expression her mother was making.
After all, Eiji's words were too bold and shameless!
"...." As for Lilith? She suddenly got an inspiration about the evil mother-in-law who was greedy for her son-in-law's body. She was completely unaffected by the tension in the room.
Sayuri was silent.
It wasn't that she was angry that her daughter was dating a bastard that she herself was confused about. She even quite liked Eiji and admired him for daring to tell her that.
That boy at least dared to take responsibility and didn't bother making excuses like he was too drunk to fuck her daughter or something.
Compared to the childhood friend Eriri liked before. Eiji was much better and his only flaw was that he was unfaithful to her daughter.
Hearing what Miss System said, Eiji ignored her and focused on driving towards his house.
Lilith was sitting beside him and she was busy drawing a female character that was somewhat similar to Sayuri. He didn't bother the woman because he had been satisfied eating her before.
Cough! The sun was almost setting, he deliberately ran his car at a low speed so that when he reached his house, the sky would already be dark.
[...]
Miss System knew her host didn't know how to answer her so he pretended to be deaf.
She originally wanted to remind him about the reward he got in the plot this time.
But since he dared to ignore her— forget it.
She won't tell him!
...
Meanwhile.
It took 20 minutes for Tomoya to gather the courage to awkwardly climb down from the tree. After his feet touched the ground safely, he sighed
"Hahahaha!" The protagonist then started laughing out loud. He stared at the camera in his hand before turning his gaze to Eriri's house with a evil smile on his face.
He didn't know if Eiji was still together with his childhood friend or not. But it didn't matter, he wasn't planning on sneaking into Eriri's house.
Tomoya hurriedly exited the forest and returned home to transfer the photos on his camera to his laptop.
Still more evidence was needed before he showed Eiji's real face to his other women and posted it on his personal blog.
But there was no need to wait that long to send Eriri's photos to her mother! As Eriri's childhood friend, Tomoya luckily still had Sayuri's Line id.
He sent her all the photos of Eiji groping Eriri's ass. The girl didn't even resist, she did the shameless thing of sitting on Eiji's lap and letting him grope her body lewdly.
Tomoya was sure Sayuri would be furious that her daughter was so slutty.
*Ding!*
The sound of a sent message rang out.
Tomoya leaned back in the chair in his bedroom with a happy smile as he was finally able to slap Eiji.
He just needed to wait for Sayuri to reply to his message and see how she responded.
About five minutes later.
*Ding!*
Tomoya eagerly checked his laptop and already imagined that Sayuri would thank him.
She would regret not helping to free him from prison and promise to scold her daughter.
However, he froze.
"Why did this woman block me?!"
Instead of replying to his message, Sayuri blocked his Line.
Tomoya was confused and wondered if this woman was crazy?
He had obviously done her a favor by showing her daughter's true face so she could re-educate her and force her to break up with Eiji.
Eiji was not a good person.
The proof is that he had a threesome with Eriri and an unknown woman. Although the pictures in this section only showed their shadows.
But Sayuri must have realized that it was her daughter's bedroom. It was unlikely that she doubted the evidence she had gotten.
However, Sayuri blocked his Line which was tantamount to slapping him in the face.
Tomoya got angry and punched his study table before roaring.
"Bitch! You two, mother and daughter are both bitches! What good is Eiji? He's handsome but he's a bastard! The evidence is clear! Why do women always defend him?!"
Then he remembered the system called Eiji an Incubus.
He probably had the women around him mesmerized by his aura.
"Then I just need to tell the ones who aren't mesmerized by him!"
"I'll post these photos on my personal blog and at least destroy Eiji's reputation at school!"
An evil smile returned to Tomoya's face but when he was about to post on his personal blog.
"What? What happened? Why did the photos delete themselves?!"
"Virus? Is there a virus on my laptop? Damn it! Eiji, you're so lucky!"
Tomoya almost fainted and his heart ached as if stabbed.
He worked hard to get the photos that were basically proof of Eiji's infidelity by sunbathing on a tree for hours.
But those photos were now suddenly gone. How could he not feel dizzy and even want to vomit blood?
However, Tomoya didn't know it wasn't a coincidence because Eiji had ordered Jarvis to hack into all the electronics in his house.
Sayuri didn't even care about the photos sent by her daughter's childhood friend that looked like she had been released from prison. She had recognized Eiji as her future son-in-law so it didn't matter that he did that to Eriri.
However, just in case Tomoya spread the photos. She hired a professional hacker to delete the photos even though it seemed unnecessary.
Eiji moved faster.
Today's winner was himself.
As for the protagonist? 0 points.
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