Chapter 120 Nima, Are You a Snakeskin Bag?Can you pretend like this?
Chapter 120 Nima, Are You a Snakeskin Bag?Can you pretend like this?
Chapter 120 Nima, Are You a Snakeskin Bag?Can you pretend like this?
"Hey, the more I look at this tofu brain, the more it looks like the brain plasma and blood that flowed out of He Banla's head when he was in a car accident that day. I just don't know how it tastes."
After Ye Yun finished speaking, he directly picked up the bowl of tofu nao and took a big sip. The sound of sucking and sucking made Chen Shanming and the others feel their scalps go numb.
"It's delicious, Instructor Chen, are you sure you don't want to try it? I guarantee you will definitely want to eat it again."
After Ye Yun finished speaking, he pushed the remaining half bowl of tofu nao in front of Chen Shanming.
"vomit--"
Suddenly, one of the instructors couldn't bear it anymore. He retched a few times, and then ran out with his mouth covered.
With the first, there will naturally be the second.
Soon, only Ye Yun, Chen Shanming and Miao Lang were left at the table.
Chen Shanming's face turned dark.
These instructors are all excellent special forces. They have never seen any scenes. Usually, let alone throwing up, they would kill someone without even frowning, but today they were vomited by Ye Yun.
In fact, I don't blame them, the main reason is that Ye Yun is too disgusting.
This kid eats tofu nao, he eats tofu nao, and he has to add chili sauce.
You add as much as you want, and your mouth keeps talking.
For a while, they are pig brains, and for a while they describe the shooting scene, or they talk about traffic accidents, so they can't help imagining that scene.
There are pictures and dubbing, who can stand it?
The most important thing is that this kid also ate that bowl of tofu nao.
Is this so disgusting?
They seemed to see a demon, ripping off a person's head, and then eating that person's brain.
Then I thought of the various scenes from the previous missions, and many instructors couldn't help it.
What a torture!
"What's wrong with these instructors? Why are they throwing up after eating? Are these meals not delicious?"
Ye Yun continued to pretend to be stupid.
Chen Shanming and Miao Lang are full of black lines.
Nima, are you a snakeskin bag?Can you pretend like this?
Why do you spit? It's not your fault!
"Hey, forget it, only the three of us can eat such a big table."
As Ye Yun said, he stretched out his hand to pick up a large piece of braised pork, "Instructor Chen, Instructor Miaolang, you should eat more, don't waste it."
"The braised pork is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It reminds me of an arson case that a forensic doctor friend told me about."
"He said that after the man was burned to death, his appearance was similar to that of braised pork. It was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the taste was quite fragrant."
"So much so that he didn't dare to eat braised pork for a long time, saying that he could think of the charred corpse every time."
While Ye Yun was talking, he babbled and ate the braised pork, his mouth was full of oil.
Chen Shanming and Miao Lang couldn't hold it any longer, their stomachs twitched, causing huge waves.
"Hey, two instructors, don't just watch me eat, you should move your chopsticks quickly, come here, I'll grab a fatter piece for you."
"The taste is really delicious, and the mouth is full of oil when you take a bite."
Ye Yun enthusiastically put several pieces of braised pork into Chen Shanming's and Miao Lang's bowls.
The smell floated into the tip of their noses, not only did they not find it fragrant, but it was very disgusting.
The Adam's apple wriggled twice, as if something was about to rush out of his throat.
Chen Shanming and Miao Lang tightly grasped the stool, and then swallowed the stuff in their throats forcefully.
Seeing that they were so patient, Ye Yun's eyes flashed brightly.
Pretending to add more food to Chen Shanming, he accidentally touched the remaining half bowl of tofu nao. With a bang, the tofu nao spilled all over the table again.
Seeing the red and white tofu nao on the table, Chen Shanming and Miao Lang shook violently.
His scalp was numb, and Chen Shanming felt that his hair was standing on end.
"Oh, I was so careless."
"This can't be eaten, it's a pity."
As Ye Yun said, he pretended to clean up the tofu nao on the table, but he stirred the tofu nao a few more times, making it look more like brain plasma and blood.
Chen Shanming and Miao Lang's hands clutching the stool were bulging, and their stomachs were churning.
Finally, two or three seconds later, the two of them rushed out covering their mouths at the same time.
"Hey, don't run away, two instructors! There are so many dishes left! If you run away, I will be the only one, and I can't finish it!"
"There are also these tofu brains. If you don't eat them, you will throw them all away. What a pity!"
Originally, Chen Shanming wanted to preserve his image and walk out slowly, but after hearing Ye Yun's words, he couldn't take it anymore.
He pulled his legs and rushed out of the cafeteria.
abnormal!
madman!
devil!
"Hmph, you still want to trick me, I can't kill you guys."
Looking at the backs of Chen Shanming and the others fleeing, Ye Yun snorted coldly, with a triumphant smile on his face.
Thinking back to his last life, when he first became a forensic doctor, when he first came into contact with corpses, he also vomited.
But after seeing a lot and getting in touch with it a lot, I became numb.No matter how bloody the scene was, he never frowned when he saw it.
"I've lived two lifetimes, it's still too tender for you to play with me."
Ye Yun sat down again contentedly, a huge cafeteria, and he was left alone at this time.
There was a table full of delicious food, and he was the only one eating there.
Ye Yun patted his stomach and left the cafeteria contentedly until his stomach turned into a ball.
As soon as Ye Yun walked out of the cafeteria, Fan Tianlei called him to his office.
"I have already reported the 2000 million euros to the superiors. They mean to confiscate the money, do you have any objection?"
Fan Tianlei looked at Ye Yun and asked.
"No." Ye Yun shook his head lightly.
If he had any objections, he wouldn't have said the 2000 million in the first place. Anyway, the card wasn't his, but Zhang Qiang's.
If he didn't tell, no one would know.
When he handed over the bank card, the money had already been confiscated.
"2000 million, you don't feel moved at all? Don't you feel a pity at all?"
Fan Tianlei stared into Ye Yun's eyes and asked.
"Heart, 2000 million euros, more than one billion, if it were you, wouldn't you be tempted?"
Ye Yun rolled his eyes.
Fan Tianlei: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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