Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Chapter 73

Don't dare to move!

Bangbang is really afraid to move.

It stands still like a sculpture.

He Yuchen is a weasel to give a New Year's greeting to the chicken, and he is not well-intentioned.

Dare to touch you big-headed ghost!

"Come on, awesome!"

He Yuchen took out a coconut shell from behind him.

Inside, there is seawater......

"Tut-tut, seeing so many scratches on your body, your brother Yuchen is so distressed. "

He Yuchen pretended to be sad and said, "Now, let me help you clean the wound, otherwise the infection will be troublesome." "

Hearing this, Bang Bang struggled with all his might!

It's even harder to press than the New Year's pig.

"Awesome and obedient! Brother Yuchen will wash your wounds!"

Shameless to face, right?

The big stars in the entertainment industry are not happy to serve you a little ghost?

From Lin Feng's mouth, he knew that cleaning the wound with seawater would aggravate the condition.

He Yuchen is looking for an opportunity!

Hey!

Don't do it now, but when!

Anyway, when the time comes, I won't admit it.

You're a thief, believe.

After holding down the stick with all his strength, He Yuchen slowly poured the seawater in the coconut on the arm of the stick.

There were a lot of scratches there.

"Woooooo

Bangbang is howling in pain!

But when it came to He Yuchen's ears, it was beautiful music.

"Xiaoru, take a good look, someone is coming over and notify me quickly!"

He Yuchen turned his head and said to Qin Xiaoru.

"Yes. "

Qin Xiaoru clasped her hands on her chest, looking impatient.

Her patience with He Yuchen is about to reach its limit.

Are you a big man with such a small belly?

The first love of the people is different.

She's going to be awesome too, but only after leaving the desert island.

At that time, who knew you did it?

He Yuchen, after all, couldn't hold his breath, and it was bad early.

"Woooo

Finally managed to spit out the socks!

"Fuck!ahh

Bangbang immediately scolded and vented all his resentment.

"!

He Yuchen slapped him directly.

"Phew!"

Bangbang spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on He Yuchen's face.

"Looking for death, aren't you?"

He Yuchen raised his fist and wanted to slash at Bangbang's head.

"He Yuchen!"

Qin Xiaoru hurriedly stopped this guy who didn't know how to measure.

You're going to make the little beasts miserable with seawater, I'm okay with that.

But you can't greet people!

What if someone dies?

"Ahh

He Yuchen didn't start in the end, but also spit on Bangbang's face with a mouthful of thick phlegm.

The two animals spat on each other, making netizens vomit out of dinner.

[Gross!This TM is too heavy!]

[Wow! He Yuchen, you dog thing is okay to find trouble! 】

[Hehe, I like to watch birds and beasts tear each other apart. 】

[Wonderful! Keep spitting, Lao Tzu likes to watch this meal! 】

After spitting.

He Yuchen picked up the stinky socks on the ground and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm.

Then he shoved the stinky sock back into his mouth.

[Gross! This time Lao Tzu can't bear it! It's disgusting!]

[it!He Yuchen Nima coins!Believe it or not, I'll kill you in the future?]

[Stuff the spitting stinky socks back into the little beast's mouth, you're so ruthless.] 】

After all this was done, He Yuchen clapped his hands and spat on the stick again.

"Dead imp!"

He Yuchen left a curse and hurried to the beach to wash his face.

Vomit!

He was on the verge of throwing up, too.

The most uncomfortable thing is still the thief stick.

In his mouth, there is the thick phlegm of He Yuchen......

"He Yuchen, don't blame me for being ruthless in the future!"

Bang Bang hated two animals to death.

One is the old drama bone Yi Tianhai, and the other is the top idol He Yuchen.

......

Twenty minutes later, the rest returned to the camp.

and in his hands are the fruits of the picking.

"Yuchen, are you feeling unwell?"

Yi Tianhai, the old drama bone, put down the fruit, looked at He Yuchen and asked.

"It's okay!Teacher Yi!" He Yuchen smiled, "That, Lin Feng, do they have any news?"

"Nope. Actor Xu Mao shook his head and said disappointedly, "I haven't come back after such a night, the situation is not good." "

They were all unable to protect themselves, and it was absolutely impossible to look for Lin Feng and Reba at night.

One can only hope that they will be blessed.

"Eat. "

The actress Lou Xiao comforted everyone, picked up a fruit and ate it.

The bonfire lit by Lin Feng yesterday night has been extinguished.

They lost the source of fire.

"Hey, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to drill wood for fire"

Yi Tianhai took out his magnifying glass and laughed at himself: "Today's sunlight is average, and the magnifying glass is useless." "

There are so many of them, tried several times.

None of them succeeded in drilling wood to make fire.

"He Yuchen!"

Qin Xiaoru couldn't stand it, and whispered to He Yuchen beside him, "Where's your lighter?"

"You want me to collapse the house?"

He Yuchen will never take out his lighter!

If you take it out now, what will others think?

"You really are!" Qin Xiaoru frowned, disappointed in He Yuchen again.

The live broadcast room started scolding.

[I almost forgot! He Yuchen, this animal has a lighter! Don't take it out and use it?]

[He didn't dare, doesn't taking it out now mean admitting that he lied to everyone at the beginning?]

[Hehe, without Brother Feng, you are really useless. 】

Lin Feng's fans applauded.

Some guys should let them know how many pounds and taels they have.

......

Sitting around the camp, the six people felt a chill hit them, and Bangbang was already shivering.

"It's a little cold. "

Qin Xiaoru gave He Yuchen a look again.

Lighter!

"Bear with me, everybody. "

He Yuchen didn't care, eating fruit, he just didn't take out the lighter.

Do you want my character to collapse?

No way!

There was no cooked food and the ambient temperature was low, so Xu Mao decided to give it another try.

"Come on, let's try to drill wood for fire again!"

Taking out the tools, Xu Mao rubbed the wooden stick hard with his hands.

Look at Lin Feng's simple operation.

But if you start it yourself, why can't you have any sparks at all?

[Haha! These people all deserve it! But it's hard for the actor and actress!]

[Hehe, I can't make a fire, not even Wukong. 】

stomped his feet, and the old drama bone Yi Tianhai couldn't stand it.

"Teacher Xu. "

Yi Tianhai used an honorific title for the actor.

But the tone is not kind.

"Teacher Yi, what's wrong?" Xu Mao finally gave up drilling wood for fire.

"Hey, now that everyone is in this situation, I have some words that are not unpleasant. "

Daode Tianzun once again stood on the commanding heights of morality.

"Teacher Xu, it would be nice if you gave Lin Feng your compass during the day!"

It's all your fault!

If you hadn't given the compass to someone else, someone else wouldn't have returned to you to this day?

“......"

was silent for a while, and the actor also knew that it was the deliberate difficulty of the old drama bones.

But who made him have his back to the Beijing circle?

"Mine!" Xu Mao took the initiative to take the mistake.

Even if it's not a mistake at all.

"Teacher Yi, what do you mean by that?"

Actress Lou Xiao defended her husband and said: "You can't blame Teacher Xu for this, right?"

sighed, and the old drama bone said again: "I don't blame Teacher Xu, I just think it's a pity." Now that Lin Feng and Reba are not dead or dead, I'm worried!"

Thighs! You can't go without it!

If not, you'll have to wait until the rescue team comes!

"Everyone, can I say a few words?"

Qin Xiaohuai, the goddess of academic tyrants who had been silent, spoke.

"Well, let's talk about it. "

Yi Tianhai nodded to her.

"Lin Feng and the others haven't come back yet, will it really be more auspicious?"

Everyone looked at each other and was speechless for a while.

"If, I mean if. He Yuchen made a distressed look, "If Lin Feng is really gone, will we be responsible?"

In a word, the old drama bones also fell into contemplation.

I almost forgot!

"It's fine. Yi Tianhai replied pertinently, "If Lin Feng and the two really encounter an accident, we will all witness to each other." "

Prove each other!

No problem for everyone!

No one harmed Lin Feng and Reba.

With Yi Tianhai's assurance, He Yuchen was relieved and bold, and said: "Lin Feng's song "Sunny Day" last night, I don't think it can be made obscure!"

"What do you mean?"

Qin Xiaoru cooperated with He Yuchen to seize Lin Feng's song.

"If Lin Feng really encounters an accident, I want to represent him and carry forward this song!"

It's best if you're gone!

I, He Yuchen, can rightfully possess this song!

At most, fill in the original author for you, which can be regarded as comforting your soul in the sky!

Before anyone was sure that something was wrong, He Yuchen couldn't wait to encroach on the song......

The dialogue between the crowd successfully angered Lin Feng and Reba's fans. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Damn!Such shameless?Brother Feng is fine!You are already shirking your responsibilities?]

[He Yuchen, I'm a grass mud horse! Brother Feng is not dead yet! You are eating human blood steamed buns!]

[I've seen animals, but I've never seen such animals!He Yuchen, you should be the same as your good brother Han Zhengbin, death sentence!]

[I finally saw what garbage is, as soon as Brother Feng left, all his original form was revealed!]

......

During the discussion, Lin Feng and Reba finally came back with the monkey Wukong!

"Squeak!"

"Rustle!"

When I saw Lin Feng and Reba holding a few coconuts, they appeared on the beach not far away.

He Yuchen opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened.

You're not dead, kid!

For a moment, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh......

"Coconut!?"

The old drama bones greeted him as if he saw a baby.

After receiving three coconuts from Lin Feng and Reba, he was in a good mood.

Keep it up!

"Teacher Yi, I'm sorry. "

Lin Feng made an excuse and said, "I accidentally got lost, we picked a few coconuts and brought them back." "

"It's okay!

Yi Tianhai said with concern: "Come on, come on!"

"Lin Feng, do you want it?"

Qin Xiaoru once again performed the technique of a green tea, and ran to Lin Feng's side to ask for warmth.

"You think I'm looking like something's wrong?"

"It's okay. Qin Xiaoru smiled and said, "You're missing, I'm really worried." "

Netizens were disgusted.

Who were the few people just now, discussing what to do if Lin Feng died?

One is more hypocritical than the other!

After returning, everyone noticed the monkey beside Lin Feng.

"This is?" Qin Xiaohuai asked.

"Oh, it's called Goku!" Reba enthusiastically introduces the monkey to everyone.

Lin Feng accepted it, and the name was also given by Lin Feng.

"Wukong?poof!" Lou Xiao, the queen of the movie, covered her mouth and smiled, "Lin Feng, you really know how to name it." "

The monkey is called Wukong, don't you become a Tang monk?

For this monkey, everyone did not reject.

Because this is Lin Feng's monkey with thighs!

Don't dare to have an opinion.

However, everyone did not get close to this monkey.

Maybe I'm afraid of being attacked by monkeys.

"Why don't you make a fire?"

Back at the camp, Lin Feng looked at the pitch-black clearing and asked, "Isn't it cold?"

"Well, this ......"

The actor Xu Mao smiled and touched his head, and he was embarrassed to say something.

"That, Lin Feng. "

The old drama bone smiled cheekily: "'A few of us have not succeeded in making a fire, so we are waiting for you to come back.'" "

"Didn't I show how to drill wood for fire?"

Lin Feng was puzzled, "Is it difficult?"

This is the most basic wilderness survival skill.

"Gee, don't worry if it's hard. "

Yi Tianhai didn't want everyone's fig leaf to be removed.

It's a shame.

"Lin Feng, it's good that you and Reba return safely!"

"Now, I still have to trouble you to make a fire for us!"

The thighs are back!

The king of the desert island has returned!

Everyone had grilled seafood to eat!

"Okay. "

Lin Feng didn't want to have no bonfire at night.

However, he looked at the monkey beside him.

"Goku!?"

Reba was smart, and guessed it from Lin Feng's eyes and movements.

Lin Feng wants the monkey to drill wood to make fire!

"Hey, hey. "

This hot Barco is excited.

She pointed to the monkey and smiled at everyone: "It just so happens that Wukong is also there, why don't you let it make a fire for everyone!"

"Huh?"

He Yuchen and He Reba were a little festive, and immediately stood up to refute.

"I said Reba, you have to make a draft if you brag, right? A monkey drills wood to make fire? Hahaha! Are you really the Monkey King?"

You're deliberately disgusting us, aren't you?

"Monkeys drill wood to make fire?" Yi Tianhai, the old drama bone, sneered, "Reba, don't be kidding, hurry up and let Lin Feng make a fire." "

"yes, we have seafood but we can't eat it. "

"Lin Feng, I'm sorry for you!"

Looking at everyone, Lin Feng pointed to the monkey beside him and said the same thing as Reba.

"I did ask Goku to drill wood for everyone to make fire. "

"Isn't it! Wukong?"

After listening to Lin Feng's words, Wukong patted his chest, full of confidence!

Take a few steps to the extinguished campfire.

The monkey picked up the drill wood fire tool that Xu Mao had used just now.

"This posture, it seems that it really will?" the old drama bone was embarrassed.

"It's started, Wukong's movements are so standard......" Qin Xiaohuai, the goddess of academic tyrants, felt that this monkey had become a refinement.

"What a fast hand speed! may it really work?" The more the actress Lou Xiao looked, the more bizarre it became, her husband couldn't do it, but a monkey could.

After a few minutes, white smoke began to emit.

"Whew!"

Monkeys follow the example of humans and blow air on dead leaves!

"It's on!

"It worked! "

"Oh my God, this Wukong is so smart!"

In front of everyone, Wukong successfully drilled wood to make fire.

No one dared to question it.

The network is in a binge.

[Hahaha! Wukong did a good job!

[Who dares to say that I can't do it? It's just drilling wood to make fire, and my Sun Dasheng still has Samadhi True Fire. 】

[Monkeys are beasts, right? But monkeys can drill wood to make fire, but humans can't, so you say?]

[Can't even compare to monkeys? You guys are really not as good as beasts!, of course, except for the actor and his wife!]

[Brother Feng can train a monkey to be stronger than you, so don't be a human being. 】

[This is the funniest plot I've ever seen, Wukong slapped his face, it's so cool!]

The flames rise.

The old drama bone felt a hot pain on his face.

Is this really a monkey?

Could it be a monkey spirit?

Due to the success of drilling wood for everyone, Wukong's weight in everyone's hearts is different.

They all stepped forward to curry favor.

"Wow, Goku, you're so good! Touch your head and reward it!"

The first love of the people pretended to like monkeys and went up to touch Wukong's head.

"Squeak!"

But Wukong grinned and took two steps back, not giving Qin Xiaoru a chance to succeed.

Wukong, I don't like Qin Xiaoru.

"Uh. "

Very embarrassed, Qin Xiaoru had no choice but to withdraw her hand halfway, and she hated this ignorant monkey in her heart!

Qin Xiaoru was not treated by the monkey, and He Yuchen decided to find the field.

Look at me!

"Wukong!?" He Yuchen stepped forward with a smile and quipped, "It's me!

It's shameless, and he actually claims to be Tang Seng.

Take advantage of Goku.

"Squeak!"

Some cheap is so easy to make more?

Wukong roared, waved his paws, and kicked his legs hard!

jumped directly on He Yuchen's head!

"Ahhh

Unexpectedly, Wukong directly launched an attack on He Yuchen.

"Let go! livestock!"

He Yuchen was crazy, his image was ruined, and he kept exploding foul language.

And Wukong took advantage of the victory to pursue, and took advantage of He Yuchen's head to pull out a bubble of indescribable .......