bookpower Chapter 268 Walking Sleep Lamp in the Forest
Chapter 268 Walking Sleep Lamp in the Forest
Chapter 268 Walking Sleep Lamp in the Forest
"Hello everyone...I am Loki, the elf master, you can call me Lord Luo..."
'Deep Sea Eugen': "Lord Luo, what's wrong with you? You look very depressed (questionable expression)"
'Day of the Firmament': "Tell me, what did you do last night???"
'Dead in the tea l': "Can't masturbate sir (smiling expression)"
'The most beautiful thing is a teenager's dream': "What's the matter masturbating to sir???"
'Jingwei kings': "You will know when you grow up (smirk)"
'Xiao Mingming': "A group of filthy demon kings, all with bad children (expression of contempt)"
'Death in the tea l': "You know the meaning too, so don't you..."
'Xiao Mingming': "Brother, please go away!"
Rocky didn't know what was going on, he felt weak when he woke up in the morning, did he have food poisoning? !Obviously impossible, Rocky will not eat unfamiliar ingredients.
Did you catch a cold and get sick? !
Generally speaking, the temperature at night is lower than that during the day, but in the XSBN rainforest, there are dense trees and a lot of water molecules in the air, so the temperature difference between day and night is not very big.And the shed is off the ground, well kept warm, with a fire and natural warmth for baby fire rats.
catch a cold? !
That is impossible.
And this situation is not only him, but even the elves are sickly, as if all their strength has been drained, the only survivor is the tyrannosaurus who cannot leave the water and their water attributes elf.
This problem must be solved, so today's live broadcast is to find the reason for this situation.
'Qianmo Lishang': "Master Luo couldn't be having sex with a fox demon (laughing expression)"
'Whale': "I really admire your imagination (sweat-wiping expression)"
Seeing that the audience was being mischievous, Rocky didn't have the energy to refute at this time. Because he was in poor spirits, he didn't dispatch the drone, and moved forward silently holding the camera stabilizer, and the yawning flying mantis followed suit. follow him.
XSBN can be said to be the most relaxing one of his many live broadcasts in the field. Along the way, Rocky talked about no less than seven or eight kinds of wild vegetables, as well as yellow and orange mangoes, and elf fruit trees that have various effects.
Loki picked some blue tangerines, handed them to the Flying Mantis before stuffing them into a mouth, and suddenly a burst of orange-flavored juice exploded in his mouth. After eating two blue tangerines, I felt that my body seemed to have some strength, and my spirit improved a lot.
Suddenly, Luo Ji's eyes lit up, and he crazily ate the blue orange fruit. The audience in the live broadcast room ridiculed things like 'Master Luo is crazy', until his stomach swelled slightly, and he couldn't eat anymore, Luo Ji stopped, as if he had The endless strength is normal, and the mental outlook of the whole person is much better.Perhaps the flying mantis is different from the human body structure, it is easier to absorb the blue orange fruit, and its mental state is much better than Loki.
'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "Is it possible that the blue orange fruit also has the effect of aphrodisiac (the expression covering the mouth and laughing)"
'Black shirt and white lining': "You will know if you buy some and try it (smiling expression with squint eyes)"
His body has recovered a lot, but he was a little bloated after eating, and his stomach started to rumble after walking a few steps, like thunder rolling, Loki clutched his stomach, and his five sense organs were all tangled together.
Live shit? !
It is estimated that the viewers were disgusted enough that they were even directly banned by the Internet Monitoring Bureau.
In the past, Rocky waited until the launch of the live broadcast room to solve these physiological needs in the past, but now his stomach is very noisy.Rocky inserted the camera stabilizer on the ground, and then ran to a lush bush in the distance with a twisted posture, and there was a crackling sound. Of course, considering the audience's reasons, Rocky turned off the sound in advance. .
A few minutes later, Loki walked out of the bushes refreshed, and his sunny smile appeared on the screen, but it became ugly in the next second.
'The heroic mouse': "Master Luo, what do you use to wipe your ass (covering your mouth and laughing)"
'Dahuang Shenjun': "It can't be buckled with fingers."
'Xiang Momo': "We don't touch this topic, but you still (a series of emoticons)"
"Use...tree...leaves..." Loki gritted his teeth and said every word.
Returning to the topic of the live broadcast, it would be fine if it was only him or the elves who were not strong enough, but even the two big bosses, Lie Bite Lu Shark and Red Faced Dragon, had the phenomenon of "weakness all over the body". If the real culprit behind the incident is What kind of evil intentions did they have for them, then... It is estimated that in ten days or so, the TV news will show that a male outdoor enthusiast in the XSBN tropical rainforest has died, and there are dozens of elves around him, and it may even be decades later, or Maybe it will never be discovered.
The topic got a bit far away. Loki searched around the camp center. After more than three hours, he finally found a group of small and cute elves in the north-east direction of the camp.
'Format cat? ': "What kind of elf is this? It's pretty cute."
'Yueyue Qingkong': "It's already high in the sun and I'm still sleeping, so it can't be that I was a sir with Master Luo last night (covering my mouth and laughing)"
'Qing Bu': "It's all the fault of the old driver in the live broadcast room, and another little friend who was taken away."
'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "Don't wrong good people, it's their own thoughts even so."
'Dead in the teal': "You are stupid, she didn't name her name, you are self-destructing (head-knocking expression)"
'Ao Xuan灬丨风丨': "..."
'Xiao Mingming': "Master Luo, what are these mushroom-like elves called?!"
Appeared on the screen, two or three mushroom-shaped elves gathered together, with a white body and three pink-purple or lavender mushrooms of different sizes on top of their heads. Unlike Loki's impression, they had black bean-like eyes Now it is completely closed, and the body moves with the breath.
"I think I have found the culprit of my weakness." Loki said slowly.
'Jingwei kings': "Master Luo, you wouldn't say it was these little guys in front of you???"
'zhang0517': "Isn't it just to cover up the fact that I have a lot of sex, I just made up a reason (bad)"
There are so many fucks in hell, there are three women in labor and capital, is it necessary to be a boss sir? ? ?
Seeing that the audience unanimously agreed that his lack of energy was due to masturbating too much last night, his teeth were itchy with anger, and he really wanted to teach those leaders a lesson, so as to ruin my reputation.
"This kind of elf is called Sleeping Mushroom, and it is a rare dual attribute of grass and fairies. Although they look cute, it is actually a dangerous thing to meet them, especially at night.
Sleeping Mushrooms are nocturnal elves, that's why you can see them sleeping now.At night, the Sleeping Mushroom will bloom with a faint light. There is always a murderous intention hidden under the beautiful scenery. Every time the Sleeping Mushroom moves around, it will spread a kind of spores that have a hypnotic effect. Once inhaled, it will fall asleep. You have to be like a dead pig.
Sleeping too dead in the wild, unable to react quickly when encountering danger, the consequences can be imagined.If you think this is the only way, you are wrong. You must know that grass-type elves have a common characteristic that they can absorb nutrients from the soil, but sleeping mushrooms have a greater need. In order to avoid excessive absorption of nutrients and cause the surrounding plants to wither, they will often migrate , so it is called a walking sleep light in the forest. "
(End of this chapter)