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Chapter 157: Riding A Giraffe To Tease The Lions (Funny Chapter!)

Lu Yan looked at the white poles and red umbrellas in the bowl and almost cried, but Zhao Xiaogu next to him didn't know why.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Isn't my cooking delicious?"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, "Putting aside whether it tastes good or not, are you trying to murder your husband?"

"What about murdering your husband? The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes."

"Isn't it delicious? I don't believe it, you must be lying to me.

"I'll try it.

With that said, Zhao Xiaogu snatched the remaining mushroom soup from Lu Yan's hand, raised his hand and drank it.

"Don't...I'll wipe it!"

It was too late for Lu Yan to stop him. He stared at Zhao Xiaogu with his eyes widened as he drank the mushroom soup.

"No problem, it tastes great!"

After Zhao Xiaogu finished drinking the mushroom soup, he looked at Lu Yan with a puzzled expression, "I think it tastes good, why do you look like this?"

"Are you not satisfied? Are your requirements too high?"

Lu Yan didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He reached out and took out a remaining mushroom from the bowl and gestured in front of Zhao Xiaogu.

"Have you ever heard a song?"

"Red umbrella, white pole, let's lie down together after eating.

Zhao Xiaogu was stunned and said with a smile: "What kind of song is this? It's pretty good."

Sounds good?

Lu Yan's jaw almost dropped in shock. He stared at Zhao Xiaogu with dumbfounded eyes, "Sisters, you are so big-hearted!"

Zhao Xiaogu also felt something was wrong when he saw Lu Yan's strange expression.

"What's wrong with you?"

Lu Yan didn't bother to explain. He hurriedly asked: "Why don't you leave me first? Let me ask you, do you feel uncomfortable in any way?"

Zhao Xiaogu blinked his beautiful eyes in confusion, "There's nothing uncomfortable, I just feel a little dizzy."

Lu Yan was shocked again, "It's bad, I'm dizzy too."

In fact, Lu Yan was also blinded. He drank so much wine on an empty stomach. How could he not faint?

"It's over, this cat must have been poisoned."

Zhao Xiaogu also reacted at this time, with a look of horror on his face, "Poisoned, you said that mushroom is poisonous?"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, "What do you think!"

"Then... what should we do?" Zhao Xiaogu was also scared, and his voice was trembling a little.

"What else can I do? Go to the hospital!"

"Yes, yes, go to the hospital!"

Not daring to delay any longer, the two held hands and walked to the parking lot of the production crew.

Staggering all the way, Lu Yan reminded Zhao Xiaogu, "Be careful, I heard that eating mushrooms can cause hallucinations."

"Don't be afraid if you see something strange later. I'll take care of everything."

Zhao Xiaogu was so nervous that he could only nod his head.

Soon, the two arrived at the parking lot and found a car. Just when Lu Yan was about to open the door, he suddenly felt a big shadow next to him.

He turned his head sharply.

Yay!

In front of Lu Yan and Zhao Xiaogu, stood a tall giraffe.

For a moment, both Lu Yan and Zhao Xiaogu were stunned.

Logically speaking, it is not unusual to see a giraffe in the African savannah.

But this is the crew!

For safety reasons, when the crew came, they surrounded the area with iron fences and connected electricity.

Normally, there would never be any animals.

Lu Yan looked at the giraffe and was stunned, "An illusion must be an illusion.

"This may be the motorcycle used by the crew to lift Wia."

Just when Lu Yan was comforting himself, the giraffe suddenly lowered its head and hit Lu Yan's head.

Don't say it.

It hurts him a lot.

Lu Yan touched his head and pointed at the giraffe, "Hit me again!"

The giraffe was really not used to Lu Yan. He shook his head and gave Lu Yan another blow.

Now Lu Yan is on fire.

Lu Yan was originally full of fear of poisonous mushrooms, and coupled with the influence of alcohol, he suddenly became angry.

"I can fucking spoil you!"

"Didn't you know I know martial arts?"

With a roar, Lu Yan rushed forward, strangled the giraffe's neck, and then yanked it down.

The giraffe didn't seem to expect that the two-legged sheep was so manic. It lost its balance and its body tilted.

Lu Yan, with his quick hands and eyes, took advantage of the giraffe's opportunity to pick it up, jumped up, and actually rode on the giraffe.

A wild giraffe has never been ridden by someone, and it is startled.

He shook his neck suddenly, his legs jumped impatiently, and then he rushed out.

The speed is so fast, he can move like lightning in seconds.

Zhao Xiaogu on the side was dumbfounded.

All this happened so fast that Zhao Xiaogu had no time to react. When she came to her senses, the giraffe was already running a hundred meters away, holding Lu Yan.

"Oh my God!"

Zhao Xiaogu screamed and ran back to the bonfire to look for reinforcements.

At this time, everyone in the crew was still drinking happily at the bonfire.

Especially Wu Jing, who was completely drunk.

Seeing Zhao Xiaogu coming, Wu Jing walked over with a smile, "Haha, Xiaogu, what bad things did you and the boss do again.

"Call him over quickly, I still want to drink!"

Zhao Xiaogu almost cried, "Why are you drinking? Lu Yan was kidnapped by a giraffe."

Forehead?!

Not only Wu Jing, but everyone on the crew was dumbfounded.

Lin Chaoxian blinked blankly, "Xiao Gu, what did you say?"

"Are you drunk too much?"

Zhao Xiaogu was so anxious that he stamped his feet, "I didn't drink too much, Lu Yan was really kidnapped by a giraffe.

"Let's go and save him quickly!"

"Hahaha!" Wu Jing raised her neck and laughed, "Xiao Gu, you really drank too much."

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"Kidnapped by a giraffe? Why didn't you say that he was taken to the bridal chamber by a tigress."

"You just went to the bridal chamber, right?"

"Come, just in time, let's drink your wedding wine.

Faced with Wu Jing's teasing, Zhao Xiaogu felt restless and annoyed. However, she had no intention of angering Wu Jing and raised her hand anxiously.

"Look! That's not Lu Yan!"

Everyone looked in the direction Zhao Xiaogu pointed, and they were all stunned.

I saw a giraffe running and jumping like a convulsion on the prairie a hundred meters away.

In its sorrow, there is still a person lying.

If not Lu Yan, who else could it be?

"Fuck!"

Wu Jing was shocked, "What are you doing, boss?"

"What about juggling?"

“The technique is good!”

If Lu Yan were here, he would definitely give Wu Jing a big blow.

Have you ever seen someone juggling like this?

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Just when everyone was shocked, Lin Chaoxian reacted first and shouted loudly: "Look at him, drive after him!"

"This is the African savanna. If there is any danger, the boss will not even be able to leave any bones left!"

Hearing Lin Chaoxian's angry shouting, everyone came back to their senses.

"Quick, get in the car and chase!"

A group of people rushed into the parking lot, and more than a dozen cars rushed out of the base together.

At the same time, the giraffe carried Lu Yan as he raced further and further away.

Lu Yan was also confused. He hugged the giraffe's neck tightly and his mind was filled with questions.

What on earth did I, the fuck, ride on?

Just as Lu Yan was circling, the giraffe flew past a group of lions.

This is a small pride, one adult male lion, three female lions, and four or five almost adult cubs.

The whole family was dozing off in a daze, and they were about to go to sleep.

Suddenly a gust of wind rushed past, and several lions woke up. They raised their heads one by one, their faces covered with confusion.

It is estimated that these lions are also confused.

Something went by in a whoosh.

Before the lion could figure out what was going on, the giraffe carried Lu Yan and turned back.

This time the lion saw clearly.

Damn! Giraffe.

"Ouch!"

The male lion roared, stood up, and assumed a fighting posture.

That means, probably, he just ignored you just now.

You come around again, don't you think of us lions as ferocious beasts?

"Ouch!"

With another roar, the male lion led the whole family and chased the giraffe.

The prairie is now lively.

A giraffe was holding a man and running wildly, followed by six or seven lions. The strangest thing was that behind the lions, there were more than a dozen off-road vehicles.

What is this, a human-animal rally beg?.