Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

Chapter 65: Bachelor Pad



Chapter 65: Bachelor Pad

Chapter 65: Bachelor Pad

Kai slowly opened his eyes as he felt comfort coursing through his veins and excitement throbbing through another part of his body as a proud smile developed over his face. Oh, he didn't care about Kushina sleeping beside him or Nono sitting not far from the futon and staring at his pecker. Ever since he got his first erection... it was like a chain reaction every day. Of course, part of the reason was that despite his age, his physical growth was heightened a great deal, and... he had to be honest, he was sincerely gratified by this particular reaction of his body the most.

Sitting up and not even bothering to put a blanket over his pitcher as it would just wake Kushina up, Kai blinked and looked at Nono who still continued to stare at him eerily with her aqua-gree, pupils, her light brown hair cascading over her shoulder as she was in a rather casual top and leggings.

"Did... Sensei let you in? By the way, I totally planned to meet you guys but you're the one that was sleeping. Kushina just bounced up the moment I started shifting my stuff," Kai grinned and looked around the spacious but empty room that was part of a larger house. Well... Kai did demand a mansion without missing a beat but apparently, boy Legacy Guardians only get a large house, and ONLY men legacy guardian could demand a mansion... with only one mansion present in the whole compound, and that, too, belonging to the resident matriarch.

They had arrived yesterday and while they went on to report to Hokage, Tsunade sent a shadow clone to prepare the papers for his new property and as he said, Kai intended to move the very same night for he could sacrifice sleep for a few hours yet Kushina woke up rather unceremoniously, brought her butt to his new home without a question, and slept into the only room with a futon present.

What a based Uzumaki. But clearly, Tsunade did not consider Kai a responsible Guardian as Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato were shifted to her mansion.

Oh, he revolted...

Not for the kids, of course. Why the heck do they get to live in the Bombsh ehm, Sensei's mansion and not him?

"I believe you," Nono hummed with a smile as she looked around, "And welcome back. I noticed you grew up in war this time, too."

She pointedly looked at his boner again. Nono wasn't even awkward about it. The world happened to be a sick place but despite her age, she thrived in it. Heck, Kai even wondered if Tsunade didn't take Nono away from the force, she may still be crushing the bandit's balls by luring them away.

"Heh, I know, right?" Kai stretched his arms and then looked at Nono, "So, I had this thought in my mind the moment Sensei offered me this house. Want to move in with me and Kushina? We could really use a hand in setting furniture and well... someone to pick up Kushina's weight around."

Nono blinked and then stood up, "Do I get my own room?"

"Definitely, with a bathroom attached."

"I'm in," Nono smiled and adjusted her glasses, "So? What about breakfast? Do you wish to accompany me to the compound market and get some groceries?"

"Uh..." Kai looked down. It wasn't going down anytime soon and despite his excitement, he wasn't eager to rub one out. At least, he'd wait and pull through 10 or 11 before jerking the forbidden milk. But the understanding bro she always has been, Nono scoffed a giggle and questioned, "I'll make the run for groceries today and also pack my stuff. Hmm, do you have a spare storage scroll?"

"Sure and thanks a lot~!" Kai grinned, retrieving a storage scroll from WITHIN a storage scroll and handing it to Nono who questioned again, "Want me to put you into Last Harlot?" It was her signature genjutsu, after all, and Kai seriously considered the proposition before grinning and shaking his head, "Nope! A Genjutsu isn't enough after your previous good luck charm."

She rolled her eyes this time and smirked, "That was only for the time when you are deployed for war. Besides, Tsunade-sama would punish the hell out of me if I became a cause of distraction for her star student."

"As if she herself isn't distracting enough," Kai scoffed and rolled his eyes. Kushina and Mikoto are traitorous and would have filled Tsunade's ears with what he had said in a second but Nono, ever so cool and worthy of being a bro added with a pout, "Exactly! Believe me... I take a bath with her sometimes and they are impossibly perky despite their size!"

"You... bathe together?" Kai gulped. This was good material that even Jiraiya would pay a fortune for.

"Hmm~?" Raising her brow knowingly, Nono smirked, "Now if you were my Legacy Guardian, I would have shown you everything with a genjutsu~ ah, too bad, I'm a mere Secretary and you were so quick to curry favor with Tsunade-sama."

Kai deadpanned and groaned, "Just... bring some sweetened bread for me. Ame was a shithole..."

"Will do."

Nono left with a victorious smile.

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Kai's new home wasn't as big as the Uzumaki Mansion but he had more personal space here. The backyard was just as big as he needed with Cinnamon making a home underneath one of the trees. There was no small pond but that was easy to carve out with earth and water release ninjutsu and that's what he planned to do alongside Kushina who had mastered Water Nature Transformation to some extent... only to be called away by Tsunade.

It was still early in the morning, about 9, but every resident shinobi of Senju wished to meet with Tsunade to present their daily reports.

Her words trailed as she looked toward Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan.

Nono and Kai blinked before they both smirked and Nono nodded, "I see... Tsunade-sama, would you like me to prepare them a little before the clan meeting?"

"Nah," Tsunade waved her hand, "I also have to introduce your new position so be sure to stay in the correct position." She looked at Kai.

"Under you?" Kai grinned, dodging the cup that crashed into the wall behind him as Nagato and others gulped.

"No more stupid jokes," Tsunade glowered while Nono shook her head, "Silly Kai-chan. Your correct position is behind Tsunade-same"

Both of them jumped back this time as Tsunade pounced at the utterly impossible duo!

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The Senju Clan Meetings included Tsunade herself, Nono, and a good chunk of top Senju jonins. In fact, the total number of chunins and jonins just from the Senju Clan formed upto 10 of the entire Konoha force including Anbu members that Tsunade knew of. And while Tsunade's decision to appoint Kai as the Legacy Guardian came as a surprise, there wasn't any open rebuttal. In fact, many knew Kai even before this point not just as Tsunade's apprentice but as a war comrade no less.

What came after that wasn't grind, but actual work. Tsunade had her own duties and she finally had Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan enter an apprenticeship with three different retired jonins of the clan. How this would turn out was yet to be seen but Tsunade wasn't about to waste three war orphans who clearly desired strength and were different from other children who hadn't experienced war. Things will never be the same for the three of them thus Tsunade wasn't naive enough to think that Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan will play around like other children.

Sure, lasting peace may make the trio more gratified later but right now, they needed assurance which came with personal strength. Of course, their training began from basic education itself.

But for Kai and others, after meeting up with Mikoto who was appalled at the thought of Nono moving into the home and an active Tsume more than eager to build a 'kennel' for herself, Kai pulled everyone to help him set up his new house.

They began from the top floor of the two stories house with a traditional wooden build with mats and sliding wooden and paper partitions within. With Nono claiming one of the three rooms on the floor, they started from there. A wind release gust with an open window dry cleaned the room and they started moving the newly purchased furniture at a discounted price.

Nobody in the clan would chalk him up with the full price now that he was the legacy guardian.

Nono's choices were simple as she claimed she would like to slowly decorate her room in her own manner later on. The remaining two guestrooms were efficiently cleaned off, too, like the rest of the house. The kitchen was still barely equipped... but this was one location where seals could be worked in so Kai wanted Kushina's barely advanced knowledge for this. Truly... even with months of a headstart, Kushina barely had any concrete gains from everything Mito left her.

It was a good thing that Kai would be busy for a foreseeable future with Legacy skills and support skills.

Finally, it was time to make the perfect ground for Cinnamon and copy the same kind of pond as the one in Uzumaki Compound... but the seals he discreetly added to the pond would make the water bubble and turn the temperature of the pond based on his desire made it clear that this wasn't fit for aquatic lifeforms.

And by dusk, the free labor Kai made use of was granted food... as a housewarming of sorts.

Still, his bachelor pad was somewhat equipped and already had a happy bro and a redheaded hoe. Things were looking up for Kai.

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