bookpower Chapter 202: Decisions
Chapter 202: Decisions
Chapter 202: Decisions
Kushina sports a happy smirk as she struts upon the streets of Senju Compound. Passing shinobi, especially the young ones, watch her with awe and respect.
Oh, being Tsunade's disciple only meant more jealous younger Senjus calling her a monster and a freak but before others could act for her, Kushina beat every single one of those stupid fucks into red oblivion. An act that earned her more than enough pride and love from Tsunade.
Since she couldn't really leave for missions later on, Kushina just chose to roam the streets of the compound and earn herself the title of Big Sister of the Senju Compound.
Why?
She wanted it.
As for why others chose to shut up and accept her as the Big Sister?
She beat everyone stupid enough to not understand her magnanimity.
Truth is, Kushina is simply a ball of hugs, murder, farts, and ramen thrown into a single spot and fashioned into a redhead that likes to lay sloppy claim on Kai's chest with her neverending drool. But today is different~!
She hums a soft tune.
Instead of walking with her hands in her pockets and a wider-than-life strut when not in presence of her teammates and those that she cares about, Kushina skips the streets of Senju Compound.
An act so rare that it makes many men and women take a look at her again.
Her long, silky red hair swishes behind her while her cheeks adorn a perpetual flush. Wearing her usual yellow robe that reveals her mesh shirt through its v-neck and her black spats covered by a pink skirt, Kushina looks positively glowing without doing anything.
Her cheeky smirk is enough to make the girls feel jealous once again.
But... they remember the pain of going against Kushina.
Who says Violence doesn't solve things?!
When it doesn't, oftentimes, one just needs to commit MORE violence, that's all.
Kushina promptly enters a clothing store of the clan and greets loudly, "Ru-Bachan, help me pick some cute outfits! I have a date, dattebane!"
Her loud declaration is only surpassed by her uncontained grin.
A date!
The more she speaks of it, the wider her lips stretch.
Even if she is aware to not hinge such high expectations on something or someone... she still WANTS to hinge all of it. That's simply the kind of girl she is.
However, not the one to easily get caught up in Kushina's tomboyish charm, the wrinkled old woman smoking her pipe behind the counter hums without looking up, "You already know where I keep lingeries. The new shipment from the capital arrived two weeks ago so have fun."
Flushing, Kushina huffs and mutters softly, "I- I'll look at 'em later. Now help me pick a good outfit! Please! It's our first date!"
"Ho? You broke up with Kai?"
"Why would I?" Kushina tilts her head curiously while Ru Senju looks up, the corner of her eyes twitching as she speaks, "Then it isn't your first date, is it? Even an old bat like me knows that training and sparring is our, Shinobi kind's, date."
Inflating her cheeks, Kushina crosses her arms, "None of that! That's that. And this is this! THIS is my first date!"
Now... Ru isn't bored enough to butt heads with someone who cracked the pavement while beating teens older than her so she shrugs and points out, "Just choose what catches your eye. I'll help you pick through them. Anyway, Kai's probably seen enough of you that he would be in a hurry to take you out of your outfit... so wear something nice underneath."
Recalling Mikoto's sultry uchiha cop outfit... steams begin to escape Kushina's heated ears as she nods quickly and dives into the display sections for the outfit while Ru dove into her magazine.
Finding the colors she likes and the style of clothes she finds comfortable is easy enough.
It's the lingerie sections that blew her mind.
Decisions, decisions.
'I should ask Kyubi'
'I will mentally defecate in your mind if you bring these shitty problems to me!' The beastly growl rumbles as Kushina pouts, 'You do know that I stood between you and Kai, right? I love Kai more than I like you! Some appreciation would be nice for a change!'
The beast grows silent for a while before a loud peal of laughter broke in her mind, 'I know! Wear those black dresses for funerals and fashion your panties with a print of a grave! That ought to set the mood for the two of you!'
Kushina deadpans before scoffing, 'What are you, a child? Do you know how stupid will you feel if Kai and I did that for real? Heck, if I told Kai that you said it, he'll do it just to spite you for fun.'
And this pokes at both, the human's and the monster's weak spot Kai.
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Just like Kushina is wrought with the burden of making decisions... Kai is in a somewhat similar position.
Inviting Nono into his lab, Kai soon presented her with a whiteboard and explained the entire situation by pointing at various spots marked on the map of Konoha Kai drew on its surface.
"And... Tsunade-sama had no idea," Nono stops being playful for a minute as she focuses on the implications of this news.
"So... why did you ask me here?" Nono questions.
"Well..." Kai looks at the board, "Consider the same situation in other villages. Until now, it's mostly harmless manipulation. After all, spies exist everywhere and just the exposure of information isn't enough to be the cause of their death. Many shinobi survive such traps just to have some thrill. But... this is unlike the situation with Dan. It's like an organization. A callous one. I... I read a few of the scrolls the Cum-man shared.
Lord Third thinks that the clan's secrets are being exposed to each other because he received a detailed report on the clan's civilian business. The seed of suspicion is already planted. He will remain suspicious of other clan heads from now. Previous relationships may break again. I think... that's what this cum-man is after. At least, that should be the first objective.
Hiruzen believes that someone is targeting the Uzumaki but far from it... it's Konoha, and probably the other villages targeted by each other.
Now, the reason I asked you here and not anyone else... is simple."
He looks at Nono seriously.
"You're a bitch."
"Flattery is always appreciated."
"See? That's it. You think... more. Better. Tsunade, others, and even me at times think of politics to be foolish but we see it right here. Any functioning administrative system will have politics. I want your help to... corner whatever this is."
Proving Kai in a second, Nono hums, "Won't that be hard? Like, if this cum-man's organization is targeting the entire shinobi kind... or even the feudal lords, then just treating things at Konoha will expose us and may make us the sole target before anything else."
She is quick to understand that cornering such an existence is easier said than done.
"Oh, leave that to me," Kai grins, "I'm just waiting for the war to start. Maybe whoever jacked out that cum-man will make a move. But I just wanted to give you a quick rundown of the situation. And... it's just between the two of us."
Nono nods with a smirk before walking up to him as her shorts slide down ever so slightly and reveal more of her mesh fabric stretched by her supple skin.
"Ready for your date?" She leans forward a little, her hand patting and dusting his shoulder, "Although I am a bit annoyed that I still don't get more than a quick rundown... I should warn you to not disappoint Kushina."
Kai blinks and then he reveals a toothy grin, "Oh? I didn't plan to but in case I did what do you have in mind?"
Nono lets her lips brush against his cheek. Her arms slide through his pits to hold his back and she lets out a soft, comfortable noise through her lips when he holds her waist without missing a beat. His fingers slip a bit southward ever so slightly.
"Kushina is the closest thing I will ever have as a sister. She is kind, loud, and annoying in all the right ways. And mostly... she has been with you since forever. Anyone who can deal with you deserves my respect." She whispers.
"So... you're tooting your own horn, too?" Kai snickers and pecks her cheek.
"I am," she giggles but that dampens out real quick, "I love Kushina like I would love any of my own... it may be presumptuous to speak but if you end up disappointing her, I shall create a genjutsu so powerful that even you won't break it and during our first night... I'll play that genjutsu on fujoshi pornography featuring you and many other prominent male shinobi."
Kai laughs at this, "Threats like this would work if I was a wimp," pulling her closer, he whispers, "But I know it's coming from a loving place and I'm not far gone to get annoyed by well-meant concern. Thank you... for being there for Kushina when I'm not with her. She is very important to me."
Nono tightens her arm and rests her chin on her shoulder with a wide smile, "I know. We all know."
Pulling back, Nono adjusts her glasses, "Although, I fear that I may have come across as cheesy more than threatening itself."
"Cheesy works just fine in this context," Kai grins back, pulling her close to take her lips before whispering, "But I will continue to think that spars are dates. So, don't cry crocodile tears. You've had plenty of the good stuff, too."
"Ho?" Nono smiles with victory in sight, "Is that what you teach your students? That certainly would make sense given Kurenai's... hmm, initiative."
Kai instantly deflates and pouts, "You just HAD to go there..."
"As you observed astutely. I'm a bitch," Nono giggles, "And we'll workshop our plans here. Being the only one from the Pad with access to your lab feels amazing."
"It's not much around here but make yourself at home. I know I'll love that."
Nono nods eagerly and starts looking around.
Along the way, Kai begins to introduce her to various things and answers her questions, too.
"Why did I want a lab under Tsunade and not beside her? Well, I could peek at her from a low angle using my see-through Jutsu."
A jutsu that interests Nono a great deal for its value in 'research.'
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Alternate Title: My Dress-Up Uzumaki; Kyubi's Dress of Choice Death; Coined Term Cum-man, TM pending; Stoking Fear; True Targets; The Mokuton Beings; Nono's a Bitch... Yes, She Knows; Nono's Anniversary Gifts be Wildin'; Kai's No Edge Lord; Cheesy Threats are Good Threats; Sisterly Bonds
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