bookpower Chapter 55 - 55: Butt-Naked Florida Man Invades Snake Farm with WWI Gun, Claims He is Liberating Town from Demons
Chapter 55 - 55: Butt-Naked Florida Man Invades Snake Farm with WWI Gun, Claims He is Liberating Town from Demons
Intense flames engulfed the woods, brightening the dark night. Diana, Zhu Xin Ci, captured humans, Lamias in Terra City, and Lamia elites among Diana's ranks all gazed at the hellfire to the north.
Diana shook her head slightly and shifted her attention to the system screen before her,
Two of Mei's retainers reluctantly carried the limbless men and retreated through the west gate. Mei, meanwhile, stomped toward the building, hoping to bait the lurkers outside.
Arriving at Felix's building, Mei shouted.
"COWARD! COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A WARRIOR! STOP HIDING LIKE A GOBLIN!"
*BANG*
A bullet came straight at Mei's face and hit her neck, but it did nothing to her. She smirked, confident in her natural defense and tough scales. Mei stood in front of the building and looked at the rooftop, challenging the people inside.
*BANG*
*BANG*
Bullets hit her chest and face. Again, they were nothing to Mei. She crossed her arms and waited.
*BANG*
*BANG*
The people inside didn't give up, and Mei remained patient, playing the long game.
It worked. After getting hit ten times, the gunshots stopped. Mei could vaguely see the silhouettes of two women on the rooftop, looking back at her.
After identifying their gender, Mei grew more confident. As most archmages were male, she believed the women were relying on artifacts instead of their real power.
"Well, well, well. I didn't notice earlier, but I see two goblin sluts in there. Too bad for you, we monopolize the men now!"
No response came from the two women on the rooftop. Mei remained unperturbed. While waiting for a reaction, she looked around, searching for any leftover.
She found one: an ugly, fat man who had mutated into a snake-head zombie after a fun ride. Mei dragged the man over and pushed him toward the entrance, whispering in his ear.
"Enter that building for me. There are females in there."
The zombie hissed as if understanding Mei's order and staggered toward the building, crossing the barrier. Unfortunately, a thunderbolt struck him.
Mei was disappointed. She turned around and scoffed, "Just keep hiding. We'll be back again."
But as Mei turned to look north, she noticed a dozen human children entering the city through the north gate, escorted by a couple of men with bloated bellies. Seeing the humans, Mei had an idea. She jumped them, grabbed two 10-year-old boys, and brought them in front of the building, raising them high to show the residents inside.
"COME OUT OR I'LL BUTCHER THESE CHILDRE-"
*BANG*
Another gunshot echoed in the city, but this time from the north road. Following the children and elders was a butt-naked man in a polo shirt, holding an M1903 rifle. Smoke rose from the muzzle after the mana-piercing round fired.
Mei flinched. She turned and saw a familiar face. Felix was there.
Mei looked down and saw a hole in her stomach.